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Normal as Blueberry Pie

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
SUMMARY: Penny and Sheldon visit her parents in Nebraska. Sheldon wears jeans and maybe a cowboy hat. Penny explains her deep, abiding love for Justin Timberlake. Jell-O salad is consumed in bulk.
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 3,200
FOR: middle_cyclone for being amazing enough to bid on this in the help_haiti lightning round. Thank you for being so generous and for being awesome in general.
NOTE: I cannibalized the opening passage from a little something I'd written for the Paradox Kink Meme. Also, it's now crystal clear that I wouldn't be able to write just 500 words if my life depended on it.
BONUS EXTRA AWESOME: juniperlane has recorded a completely kickass podfic of the story. Check it out and give her some love for such a great rendition of the story (she has the best voice).

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Even the Myopic Have 20/20 Hindsight

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 2,400
EVERLASTING THANKS TO: gingetsu, hakkai_duo, kryptocow and rightxhere for joining Team BBT Awesome and donating to UNICEF to help the people of Haiti. It's never too late to donate to the Paradox fund to help Haiti!
NOTE: This is the fourth in a series that includes Crossing the Line, Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza and Seven times Leonard doesn't suspect anything is going on with Sheldon and Penny and one time he does. It probably won't make too much sense unless you've at least read the second and third stories. Also, this was meant to be a story from the POV of all five major characters but Leonard got a little chatty. He does that.

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Seven times Leonard doesn't suspect anything is going on with Sheldon and Penny and one time he does

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 1,800
EVERLASTING THANKS TO: courtney_beth, hanily, middle_cyclone, and weasleytook for being full of the all the awesome and donating to UNICEF to help the people of Haiti.
NOTE: This is the third in a series that includes Crossing the Line and Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza. It probably won't make too much sense unless you've at least read the second story.

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Crossing the Line

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
SUMMARY: She didn't understand a word he said but it was nice watching him be so confident, so completely sure of himself, as he said stuff about world-sheet duality and extreme charged black holes.
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 1,400
FOR: The gorgeous fujiidom for auction. Consider bidding on something yourself! Prompt at the end of the story.

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There Was a Child Went Forth (2/2)

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
SUMMARY: There seems to be a party going on in her birthing room, even though no one bothered to invite her.
RATING: PG-13—for graphic descriptions of ladyparts and childbirth, and an odd bit of swearing.
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 5,100 for this part, 7,300 for the whole story
NOTE: This story is part of the Driving Lessons universe, coming right after Get This Show on the Road. You don't need to have read any of the other stories that come before this one, but it'll definitely give the story more depth if you do.
THANKS: To Walt Whitman for the title and to everyone for being so awesomely enthusiastic about this series. And to my friends who were generous enough to share their births with me.

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There Was a Child Went Forth (1/2)

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
SUMMARY: This might be the last peaceful moment she'll have for the next eighteen years.
RATING: PG-13—for graphic descriptions of ladyparts and childbirth, and an odd bit of swearing.
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 2,000 for this part
NOTE: This story is part of the Driving Lessons universe, coming right after Get This Show on the Road. You don't need to have read any of the other stories that come before this one, but it'll definitely give the story more depth if you do. Part 2 is half done and will be posted in a day or two.
THANKS: To Walt Whitman for the title. And to my friends who were generous enough to share their births with me.

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The Comic-Con Costume Conception Caper

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
SUMMARY: She's never seen Sheldon quite so obsessed, which for Sheldon is quite a feat. Every night after work he comes home and goes straight to his sewing machine.
RATING: R
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 2,067
NOTE: This story is a Yuletide gift for the lovely and talented ishie and juniperlane. It's also a prequel to Get This Show on the Road, although you don't need to have read it to understand this story.

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WIP: Faith in Their Hands (1/?)

FANDOM: The Big Bang Theory
PAIRING: Sheldon/Penny
SUMMARY: She has so much to say, so much to ask him that the words feel lodged in her throat.
RATING: NC-17 (eventually)
DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended.
WORD COUNT: 2,000 for this part.
NOTE: This is what you might call the alternate ending to Though They Sink Through the Sea. This story probably won't make any sense without reading it first. And yes, I've lost my damn mind and will be posting this as a WIP. But you know I'm good for it, right?
THANKS: to allthingsholy, juniperlane and montycrowley, you spunky things. To all of you for the amazing comments. They really have inspired me. And to Dylan Thomas for the title once more.

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